Books and Favorite Words
Quotes, Top Pics, Poetry
The only way to spend New Year's Eve is either
quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise
when the evening ends and people pair off,
someone is bound to be left in tears. W. H. Auden 1907-1973, Anglo-American Poet
Better is the enemy of done. - Requote of Voltaire's similar quote
"Become free from all attachments like a rolling ball, when moving
forward, moving backward, working, sitting, while possessing a stillness
within the motion and a motion within the stillness."
- Master Henry Seishiro Okazaki, founder of Danzan Ryu JuJitsu
There are no wrong turns… only plans you didn't know you had.
"What other people think of me is none of my business" - Eleanor
Roosevelt
I have problems flown in fresh daily wherever I am. - Richard Lewis
There's no "I" in F&*K You. - Coburn Hawk
Blessed is the person that can give without remembering and receive without forgetting.
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself - Someone's father
That makes absolutely no sense at all..... Let's do it!" - Anon
Patience...How long does that take? - Coburn Hawk
People Die, but diamonds are forever. - A Michalik
The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas. - Linus Pauling
Adam Felder's Concession Speech to George W. Bush
http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/11/03/concession-speech/ Funny stuff y'all.
Haiku - Pacific Jujitsu Kai Haiku Contest
North Carolina
"All y'all can just kiss my ass"
People talk funny
- Mike Butler
Dr. Seuss
It has often been said
there's so much to be read,
you never can cram
all those words in your head.
So the writer who breeds
more words than he needs
is making a chore
for the reader who reads.
That's why my belief is
the briefer the brief is,
the greater the sigh
of the reader's relief is.
The Five Stages of Drinking - Larry Miller
http://www.larrymillerhumor.com/media/
How to win an Argument - Dave Barry
http://www.digitalroom.net/index2.html
Audrey Hepburn's Beauty Tips - Sam Levenson
http://www.wowzone.com/audrey.htm
Spiritual Verses or Quotes
You have searched me and known me
You know when I sit down and when I rise up
You understand my thought from afar
You scrutinize my path
You are intimately acquainted with all my ways
Even before there is a word on my tongue you know it all
You enclose me and lay you hand upon me
Such knowledge is too wonderful for me – it is too high – I cannot
attain it
Where can I go from you?
If I ascend to heaven – you are there
You formed my inward pats
You wove me in my mother’s womb
Because of you I am fearfully and wonderfully made
When I was made in secret and skillfully wrought in the depths of the
earth
Your eyes have seen my unformed substance
You wrote the days that were ordained for me – when as yet there were
not one of them
How precious are your thoughts of me
If I should count them they would outnumber the sand
When I awake, I am still with you
Search me and know my heart
Try me and know my anxious thoughts
And see if there is any hurtful way in me
And lead me by your way.
Are not two sparrows sold for a cent? And yet not one of them will fall
to the ground
Apart from your father. But the very hairs on your head are all
numbered.
So do not fear; you are more valuable than many sparrows.
A good tree cannot produce bad fruit, nor can a bad tree produce good
fruit.
Better is the little of the righteous than the abundance of the wicked
You must not only know what is right you must do what is right.
Do not forget what kind of person you are when you cease to look into
the mirror.
He jealously desires the spirit which he has made dwell within us
Do what is right without being frightened by any fear
Be mindful of slaves promising freedom
Man is enslaved by what he is overcome
Favorite Stories
Laws Concerning Food and Drink by Ian Frazier http://math.cofc.edu/kunkle/lamentations.html